Q. Who are you?
A. Ifm that really famous guy that makes an online comic strip.
Q. Why did you decide to make an online comic?
A. I have new, crazy, random ideas every 9.34 seconds. One day, after I forgot my name and screamed out gGiant Donkey-Burglar of Asparagus Pantsh instead, I realized I had to do something with all the excess randomness. It was either a comic strip or interpretive exotic dance.
Q. Why are you SO AMAZINGLY ATTRACTIVE!?
A. I blame society.
Q. How long does it take to make a comic?
A. Four to six hours, usually.
Q. How often do you update the comic?
A. Once a week.
Q. Are you, or have you ever been, a milkdud?
Q. What is the main theme behind your comic?
A. Movie-based humor, general randomness, pants, chicken nuggets, trap doorsc need I go on?
Q. Do you ever get hate-mail?
A. Every once and a while. A lot of people seemed really offended by the gHappy Feeth strip, but about three times as many people loved it. Ifm not complaining. :D
Q. Can I be in the comic?
A. Probably not... but I might use your likeness as a generic character if you're up for it and I have the need. And no, that's not a pick up line. ^_^
Q. Will you swap links with me?
A. Only if I really like you. Or your body.